Avocado gone missing?

Last seen, the avocado was almost ripe

Avocados have been known to go missing just when they’re FINALLY ripe. You patiently waited for the avocado to ripen. You wanted it just right.
And then it disappears. Was it last night’s guac for the hubby or do those slices on a co-worker’s salad look vaguely familiar.
Please call if you know the whereabouts.